One cloudy day an old lady named Suzy went for a walk in the park. When the old lady came back, she went for a nap in her house. When it was night time an enormous intoxicated man came running across the street. He stopped when he saw a laptop, Ipod touch, Iphone and lots of money on the table. He grabbed a crowbar from the corner of her house and yanked the door open. The man thought in his mind “Goody”.
The man went inside and stole everything on the table. It was all worth $1000. He took off as fast as the wind. When the lady woke up she was mad and she shouted across the room “WHO HAS STOLEN MY STUFF?”.
She called the Police and said in her terrified voice “Someone has robbed me. Please come quickly because they might come back”.
The Policeman told her to live in a hotel while they sorted out the robbery in her house.
She agreed so the Police took her to the nearest hotel and made sure she was comfortable.
When she walked into the hotel she was amazed because there were other old ladies there. They were all in a similar situation and had all been victims of crime .
Later, back at the crime scene, the Policemen heard someone or something playing music in the bush. They looked behind the bush and hiding in the leaves was the enormous intoxicated man. He got up and ran as fast as a cheetah in the other direction, so the Police knew that this would be a mission.
The police surrounded the area of the trees and bushes and soon he came running out. The man was arrested for being in the possession of the old ladies stuff. The Policemen returned all the goods that the old lady owned. They smiled as they drove away, ‘Red Wine’ by UB40 was blasting out from her ipod touch.
The End
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